“Are you making your lunches for the week?”
“Just the ones for Larry to steal out of the fridge at the office.”
“Why don’t you confront Larry? It’s not right to steal.”
“It’s okay. I take two lunches.”
“But he’s stealing your food.”
“Well it could be worse. He could offer to trade his lunches for mine.”
“How?”
“Larry brings terrible lunches packed in neat little boxes. Think Kindergarten.”
“So he steals lunches from colleagues?”
“Pigeons won’t eat that stuff Larry brings for lunch. And the first three letters in “pigeon” are P-I-G.”
“He’s that afraid of ….”
“Absolutely terrified.”
“Be a lamb, take extra chocolate biscuits.”
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