Ms. Drazzel: “We ferreted out several more financial savings from our initial audit.”
CEO: “Outstanding, let’s hear them. The Board’s gonna love this, big ‘L’. Know what I mean?”
Drazzel and Hackcommon presented their summary of discoveries.
Ms. Drazzel: “How do you respond to all our findings?”
CEO: “Man, who knew?”
Ms. Drazzel cleared her throat.
Mr. Hackcommon: “Right, the next to last item, break rooms may be removed for considerable cost reduction.”
CEO: “But the workers like a place to have meals and take breaks.”
Ms. Drazzel: “The break room will be superfluous.”
CEO: “What’s that?”
Mr. Hackcommon: “Correct. Workers are inefficient. By far the most significant savings will be to re-invest in robots, perhaps D&H™. Retain a few of the brightest workers for clean-up.”
CEO, “But I like coffee breaks with my employees.”
Ms. Drazzel: “Understood, of course, you would be exempt from our cost savings calculations.”
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